www.withyou.co.uk are offering you a unique opportunity to bid for the widely acclaimed product 'traumaformer'.

Have you led a normal life?

Do you find conversation drying up at intimate moments?

In traumaformer we will construct for you a new and more traumatic past. After a series of consultations you will choose
from a variety of scenarios including abusive relationships, untimely deaths, destructive child-hood experiences, former
addictions and failed careers. Once your new emotions are in place you can impress colleagues and friends with your
incredible strength in the face of adversity.